Ok. Who do I send money? j/k. Kinda.
Er... yes, i would LOVE a key!
Please put my hat in the ring. I'm old (59 but plan to live to see 100!) but PROMISE if you hook me up, to hook up someone else with one in a game in the future! That's nice, eh?
Did you say "be creative?". I thought I heard you say be creative!
Here ya go then!
Since Charlie Daniels just died... I'd sing it but well. Um. No.
*The devil went down to Fractured, he was looking for a key to steal,
he was in a bind, a few dollars behind, and looking to make a deal...
When he came across this young man, with an extra key he had got,
and he jumped up on a laptop, and said "boy lemme tell you what...
I guess you didn't know it but I'm an MMO player too,
and if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you...
You play a pretty good game boy, but give the devil his due,
I'll bet a mouse of gold, against that code, cause I think I'm better than you"...
The boy said "my name's Recoil, and it might be a sin,
but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, you just aint gettin' that pin"...
Recoil, take some days off work and play your Alpha hard,
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Fractured and the Devil deals the cards,
And if you win you get this shiny mouse that's made of gold,
But if you lose the devil gets your coooode....
The Devil, he logged in the first and said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he parried to and fro...
And he pulled his sword from its shaft and it made an evil hiss,
And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this...
When the Devil finished, Recoil said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."...
The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden mouse on the ground at Recoil's feet...
Recoil said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try that trick,
I done told you once--you son of a bitch-- the key is going to Znick".*
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