lol....don't feel bad, Cold. I snagged the Eternal package and thought the same thing.....started, "zomg....am I going to have to drink a fifth of Jim Beam, get on a plane, and suggest I get my key?!?!!" Then I did what I should have done in the first place and read. The wife made some mental midget jokes at me and reminded me I (we) have a guaranteed tester slot going forward as well as showed support.