Special Thanks to the Hacker
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Greetings:
I wanted to take a moment to thank you for the servers being down this morning. I know you've worked hard to inconvenience all the players and give grief to the developers who are just trying to craft a nice game. The sacrifices you've made, like taking a break from drowning kittens and making indecent videos with the neighbors Shetland pony, have not gone unnoticed.
We have this wonderful invention, online gaming, that brings thousands of people together in something truly special and you've expended endless effort to spoil it. Not to join and have fun with the rest of us, but you had to find a way to ruin it for everyone else.
I hope you receive your just reward: that the last few seconds of your life are spent pinned underneath a burning sofa.
With sincere affection,
-Wargfoot
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i would have gone with "slowly eaten by fire ants from the inside out" but burning sofa works to. If way to quick
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@DarthJafo said in Special Thanks to the Hacker:
i would have gone with "slowly eaten by fire ants from the inside out" but burning sofa works to. If way to quick
Thanks DarthJafo.
I would agree your idea is an improvement.
It is this kind of group effort that is the hallmark of a successful community.
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world is chock full of shitbag "mommies basement " warriors incapable of earning anything themselves but fat and hotpockets so they feel the need to ruin the good things in the world for everybody with their theft and debauchery!
