Posts made by EvolGrinZ

The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
But it’s still on the list.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

(But I still love mine to bits)

Mostly playing Guild Wars 2 here myself.
I play a few others games on the side, like Hearthstone and Factorio, but they are not MMO's.

Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap?
I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.

A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

This is an idea I fully support for the game.

The reward for the top of the leaderboard is that they will be the 1st to get access to the alpha.
What more rewards do you want?

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…”

I'm offended you stopped at age 25.