Begging for a key.
I'm literally just begging for a key. Please. I need this in my life. Please. Just one key. Let me be happy. It feels so good to say yes. Let's do it together. "Yes". See, now just hit the button that sends a key to my email. Everyone's happy and you did a nice thing.
@deveus You can earn a pre-alpha key through the Kickstarter. Alpha and beta keys can be bought through the upcoming Kickstarter. Begging isn't going to get you a key.